OpenLearning

Now Introducing: ClosedLearning.com

We're proud to be launching our new, alternative product ClosedLearning; the latest technology meets traditional teaching!

"There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly."

Lola May
Educator.

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world... Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

Dan Quayle
44th Vice President of the United States


Stop discussion before it even begins.

Don't want pesky students ruining your course with their opinions and ideas? Do you like authoritarian teaching environments? ClosedLearning is for you!!

No possible way for students to give feedback

Nearly impossible to log into the system

Separated forums with auto-delete functionality

Discouraging auto-replies

ClosedLearning.com is your full featured platform that provides teachers with an alternative to open learning systems. Every teacher has their own, unique style, and some have no style at all. At Closed Learning we understand your needs and we've designed the perfect platform with you in mind.

Grade harshly to your heart's content.

Including the new "cane" feature. Give your students a virtual caning next time they log in!

No more opinions

No more free thinking

No more questions that you can't answer

No more students correcting you

Just insert an exam and get started immediately. ClosedLearning automatically selects students to belittle! Never think about thinking or teaching again!

Teach without hearing anything from your students.

Plenty of places to publicly shame and name those who just aren't up to your standard, and customisable error messages for when they try to reply.

Keep your students motivated with our built in "empty threat" motivational toolset!

Quizzes with up to 1,000,000 questions

Exams with no correct answers

Insult generator machine with plausible deniability

Just like the good old days.

Do you miss the days when students weren't allowed to speak at all?

Thanks to some modern improvements to the incredibly advanced technology of the 1990s, you can create a completely static course site with no meaningful interaction, talking, discussion, sharing, community or anything at all!

Adaptive learning system provides automatic and customised insults

Multiple XHTML4 frames per page for that nostalgic feel

Specially designed to stifle creativity.

Learn from the experts!

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